Superhero of Lambs, 'captain Sheep' and the Story of How He Found the End of the Cow.

Flemington, NJ - jack - Monday, September 3rd, 2007 : goo

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i never would have thought that i would be reporting on a sheep but some stories are too intense and unrealistic to have to simply pass them off as another animal story, and so here i was, walking around manure and sloshing through water mud holes in my low cut, water resilient, canvas topped farmers boots with optional brown soft velour and rustic laces, when i spotted this strange looking creature, tall, statuesque, and ugly as a camel, i new that this was a material that lined one of my fall coats but i just could'nt put a name to it.

and then he appeared out of nowhere, captain sheep, in his sleek white coveralls, with detachable cape, his head covering to keep his identity a secret, i found him there in his toilet, moving his bowels, or in a simple vinacular, crapping.

he disgustingly looked at me and said in sheep language, that i learned in college so i was able to understand him, he said, "hey jack, if there are lambs and sheep and a shepherd, then where is the shep?" i said, "sorry, i don't know the answer to that question captain" and he turned away and showed me what he thought of me and all the humans,

he then laughed at me and told me he found the end of the cow and i looked in the next stall and discovered the simple truth, yes there is an end to a cow.

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