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Best Costco Moment of 2008
Montreal, QC - EvilGentleman - Sunday, August 24th, 2008 : goo
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I was shopping at Costco in the Montreal West Island suburb of Pointe Claire last month, when I saw this beautiful sight:
An absolutely gorgeous Audi R8 sports car.
Parked in FOUR handicapped spaces at once.
With a PARKING TICKET!!! WOOHOO!! JUSTICE!!!
And to top it all off, some jerk with a camera takes pictures of it...
And even posts the plate number on the internet.
LMAO!!! I am SO proud to be that jerk. I even stopped the Pointe Claire public security officer who gave the ticket and asked him how he felt about giving the ticket. He was pretty professional and said he was just doing his job. But he also said some tickets are a little easier to hand out than others, and this was definitely one of them.
I smiled for the rest of the day.
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little ukraine: YES. love it Evil Gent.
Cartlegger: 25th Aug 2008 - 00:22 GMT
So is that YOUR car if You are the jerk, or have I misread.
but love the story no matter which is the case.
EvilGentleman: 25th Aug 2008 - 00:45 GMT
LOL! No, I am the jerk who took pictures of the other jerk's car and posted them online.
zagg: 25th Aug 2008 - 01:45 GMT
What an ass! I agree with joey - jerk should get 4 tickets for such an amazing and skillful parking job!
little ukraine: 25th Aug 2008 - 13:33 GMT
sad thing is the owner might very well be glad to pay the tickets just to be assured his or her precious car is safe.
EvilGentleman: 25th Aug 2008 - 13:58 GMT
Hopefully, he will forget to pay his tickets one day, and be led away in handcuffs... or towed.
Beardo: 25th Aug 2008 - 21:00 GMT
The only thing missing is wheelchair scuff on the side of his shinny new paint. Jerk off.
eyeofodin: 8th Sep 2008 - 07:52 GMT
but since it is such a nice car, he shouldn't have gotten tickets. I am all for the rich getting off easy. I mean, why change the way things have always been? stupid cop....
Annie: LOVE these pictures. Awesome find.
anon (modemcable042.35-201-24.mc.videotron.ca): 13th Oct 2008 - 14:22 GMT
really nice car....the person should have got 4 tickets, and they should have towed the car to Verdun...
grange: 2nd Nov 2008 - 05:55 GMT
Man oh man evil ,,,I sign in for the first time in 8 months and find this gem ...LOL....well Done !!!!
zagg: 2nd Nov 2008 - 07:31 GMT
So, I know I'm pretty immature, and I never noticed this the first 10 times I read this post but ... anyone else now see by parking exactly where it did, in the 2nd photograph ... the white car has a ... white penis?
Sorry, Zagg is going to go to bed now and sleep off her alcohol and exhaustion.
Mime: 3rd Nov 2008 - 11:27 GMT
Ha, nice.
This reminds me of the other day when I was coming out of a class at Uni, heading towards my little scooty when I noticed a tree branch about the thickness of my arm had fallen off the tree under which I usually park. "Oh no, Forti!" I thought, "My trusty little buzzing buddy, crushed by nature."
Fortunately, the branched missed my bike but the main part where the branch joined the tree was resting comfortably between the side mirror and the window of the car next to me. I thought I'd be polite and move it so it didn't do anymore damage; as it was a windy day; and whilst moving it I noticed it left a big scratch on the passenger door. Oops but not really anyone's fault.
Then I noticed the hub cap, in the centre was the BMW logo...
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