author: elaine : London, UK Wednesday, April 13th, 2005
author: elaine : Brighton, UK Wednesday, April 13th, 2005
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Here is the queen watching from a window in east London.
Today is the wedding of her son and heir to the throne, Charles. It would appear she is not attending the wedding because of 'royal protocol' - because his bride is a divorcee. Seems to me, say you were the queen, whatever that means, surely you would do what the fuck you want? Perhaps she is.
I think she is at home with the TV on eating a ton of Rolos with the telly on, and she's cussing it, and them, in the cockney accent she is reputed to be very...
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