SPAM® Single Classic

CartLegger: 20th Apr 2009 - 06:36 GMT

This is the right place for it-- not your stomach

But please do transcribe the remaining absurd text another sleepless night

The world needs to know!

Ps: you'll love the "jelly rats" I got today too!

zagg: 20th Apr 2009 - 07:00 GMT

Does 4x the SPAM® mean quadruple the flavor? I WILL NEVER KNOW.

Peter: 20th Apr 2009 - 13:24 GMT

Isn't this the most easy and convenient SPAM® ever? SPAM® Singles are already cooked! This might just blow your mind. For your own safety, stop thinking about how easy SPAM® Singles will make your life. It's time to enjoy. Take another bite and throw your head back and think wonderful thoughts about far away places while you chew. Like a magical SPAM® castle in the sky and what a delicious and convenient visit you'd have. This is the meaning of SPAM® Singles...

luna park: 20th Apr 2009 - 13:31 GMT

never again will i deal with a pesky can of SPAM! the future is here now.

Delta Z: 20th Apr 2009 - 13:41 GMT

I, for one, would like to know more about this "Magical SPAM® castle in the sky", please....

Franny Wentzel: 20th Apr 2009 - 15:49 GMT

Spam in the place where I live (ham and pork)
Think about nutrition, wonder what's inside it now (oh boy)
Spam in my lunchbox at work (it's the best)
Really makes a darn good sandwich any way you slice it at all

If you're running low, go to the store
Carry some money to help you buy more
The tab is there to open the can
The can is there to hold in the spam

Oh, spam on the table at home (ham and pork)
Think about selection, are there different flavors now (let's eat)
Spam in my office at work (it's the best)
Think about the stuff its made from, wonder if it's mystery meat

If you need a spoon, keep one around
Carry a thermos to help wash it down
Now, if there's some left, don't just throw it out
Use it for spackle or bathroom grout, now

Spam in my pantry at home (have some more)
Think of expiration, better read the label (oh boy)
Spam breakfast, dinner, or lunch (it's the best)
Think about how it's been precooked, wonder if I'll just eat it cold

Now, once you start in, you can't put it down
Don't leave it sitting or it'll turn brown
The key is going to open the tin
The tin is there to keep the spam in

Oh, spam (spam)
Ham and pork
Think about nutrition, wonder what's inside it now (oh boy)
Spam (spam)
It's the best
Really makes a darn good sandwich any way you slice it

Spam in the place where I live (have some more)
Think about addiction, wonder if I'm a junkie now (let's eat)
Spam in the place where I work (you're obsessed)
Think about the way it's processed, wonder if it's some kind of meat

Spam in the back of my car (ham and pork)
Spam any place that you are (ham and pork)
The tab is there to open the can (spam any place that you are) (ham and pork)
The can is there to hold in the spam (spam any place that you are) (ham and pork)

adam: 20th Apr 2009 - 16:10 GMT

its not the same spam when it doesn't come in a can

i love marketing

EvilGentleman: 20th Apr 2009 - 19:35 GMT

**Monty Python - Spam Song Lyrics
Album: Monty Python Sings**

Customer:
Morning,

Waitress:
Morning.

Customer:
What have you got?

Waitress:
Well, there's egg and bacon,
egg sausage and bacon
Egg and spam
Egg, bacon and spam
Egg, bacon, sausage and spam
Spam, bacon, sausage and spam
Spam, egg, spam, spam, bacon and spam
Spam, sausage, spam, spam, spam, bacon, spam tomato and spam
Spam, spam, spam, egg and spam
Spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, baked beans, spam, spam, spam and spam.

(Choir: Spam! Spam! Spam! Spam! Lovely Spam! Lovely Spam!)

Or Lobster Thermidor aux crevettes with a mornay sauce
served in a provencale manner with shallots and aubergines
garnished with truffle pate, brandy and a fried egg on top and spam.

Wife:
Have you got anything without spam?

Waitress:
Well, the spam, eggs, sausage and spam
That's not got much spam in it

Wife:
I don't want any spam!

Customer:
Why can't she have eggs, bacon, spam and sausage?

Wife:
That's got spam in it!

Customer:
Hasn't got much spam in it as spam, eggs, sausage and spam has it?

(Choir: Spam! Spam! Spam!...)

Wife:
Could you do me eggs, bacon, spam and sausage without the spam, then?

Waitress:
Iiiiiiiiiiiich!!

Wife:
What do you mean 'Iiiiiiiiiich'? I don't like spam!

(Choir: Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!)

Waitress (to choir):
Shut up!

(Choir: Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!)

Waitress:
Shut Up! Bloody Vikings!
You can't have egg, bacon, spam and sausage without the spam.

Wife:
I don't like spam!

Customer:
Shush dear, don't have a fuss. I'll have your spam. I love it,
I'm having spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, baked beans,
spam, spam, spam, and spam!

(Choir: Spam! Spam! Spam! Spam! Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!)

Waitress:
Shut Up!! Baked beans are off.

Customer:
Well, could I have her spam instead of the baked beans then?

Waitress:
You mean spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam,
spam and spam?

Choir (intervening):
Spam! Spam! Spam! Spam!
Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!
Spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam.
Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam!
Spam spam spam spam!

ibemetom: 20th Apr 2009 - 20:35 GMT

I wonder if this version still has the collagen, gelatin, mystery lube that makes canned SPAM Classic the number one pork, salt, water modified potato starch... product on the planet.

Spam® Man: 20th Apr 2009 - 20:38 GMT

You know I rock that Spam® Single Necklace

And you thought it was just a marketing gimmick as opposed to REAL FASHION....

Mime: 21st Apr 2009 - 00:12 GMT

"For your own safety, stop thinking..."

Disturbingly hilarious.