Fuck Police!

Peter: 7th Apr 2008 - 13:07 GMT

hmm. definitely a subset of the police you may not (or may?) want to get apprehended by... heh

EvilGentleman: 7th Apr 2008 - 15:08 GMT

You mean we can get arrested for not using government-authorized positions? I am soooo busted...

Six months later, in a Toronto courthouse...

Defense: "Your Honour, my client maintains his innocence in the face of these outrageous claims. There are perfectly innocent explanations for being wrapped in cellophane in a clothing-free condition on a TTC bus while in possession of a cattle prod and a jar of peanut butter."

Judge: "Yes, but how do you explain the nude women wearing Daffy Duck and Road Runner masks, or the fact that your client was found suspended halfway down through the rooftop escape hatch?"

Defense: "Your Honour, my client did mean to fall through the escape hatch. He was distracted by the bizarre piercings on the women on the roof of the bus."

Judge: "He had other women on the roof of the bus?"

Defense: "Your Honour, I cannot proceed any further at this time. My client has just informed me that he no longer wishes to be represented by me, even though I assured him that I will not tell you about the other stuff he did with the nuns and the scepter."

Judge: (while gesturing at the ceiling) "Why me? WHY? What did I ever do to deserve this?"

Catherine Penfold-Waxman: 7th Apr 2008 - 15:48 GMT

I'd hate to be raided by the Fuck Police. Imagine the beating.

EvilGentleman: 7th Apr 2008 - 16:54 GMT

I wonder what qualities they look for when hiring new members of the Fuck Police?

EvilGentleman: 7th Apr 2008 - 17:57 GMT

Wait, is it possible the "fuck" is actually a verb, and not an adjective? If so, then am I in compliance, considering my wife is an ex-cop? Mind you, she did quit that job before I ever met her...

Cat - LMAO! Then I guess I should march my size 13's down there and apply.

But how will my big feet help me? Will I need them as flippers in the water? Am I supposed to be patrolling the beaches, looking for people to arrest for improperly performed impoprietal acts?

Peter: 7th Apr 2008 - 19:15 GMT

im sure the cops would prefer it be used as a verb. you think that if the whole of the nypd got a little more action, they'd be a more humane and less aggressive bunch?

mentioning shoes made me remember this post. there are many shoes on citynoise, it appears...

you know, maybe the fuck police are simply there to issue citations for those that arent hittin it right... just imagine how different the world would be if they could get all the substandard sex0rz off the street, and send repeat-offenders to remedial training...

Elicar: 7th Apr 2008 - 22:24 GMT

And here I was thinking that whoever wrote this is really motivated. I thought the discussion would be, how did HE (sorry guys!) manage to write it?

Come to think of it, if he uses this creativity, persistence and patience in a positive endeavour, he can be a success.

But then again, he may be a success already.