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groovehouse: 20th Mar 2007 - 03:24 GMT

maybe it's an unfinished mini supercollider?

grange: 26th Mar 2007 - 09:51 GMT

Does in light up at night and do you hear carnival music ? I know I do .
Memo to me : increase medication .lol
Evil , put on your spider suit and web sling up and see .

EvilGentleman: 26th Mar 2007 - 16:46 GMT

I tried, grange. I now have a severely bruised tailbone since I had 12 webs in a row snap. Apparently, the tensile strength of a spidey-man web is only 300 pounds, dammit! Ever notice that spidey (about 170 lbs) only ever carries women of 125 lbs or less while swinging on his webs?

Other weight related superhero problems I have encountered:
- I am now only able to leap over tall toolsheds in a single bound.
- My flying surfboard is hard to handle when cornering.
- When in Flash mode, I can barely reach mach 1, and when I do, the shockwave is massive.
- My tights keep ripping.
- The Nacho Libre position has already been filled. Maybe Captain Chaos?
- When in Aqua-man or Submariner mode, I can only dive about 100 feet down, before I come back up and pop to the surface like a cork.
- I am no longer able to catch falling elevators, since I have trouble fitting in the shaft.
Note to self: Ask Santa Claus for instruction on compression techniques.

EvilGentleman: 5th Sep 2011 - 00:03 GMT

The body of this article was lost in a server mishap. I reposted it under its original title of Pretzel Stair Sculpture