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Gangsta Hat Protractor
Birmingham, AL - M. McConnell - Thursday, October 7th, 2004 : goo
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Have you ever been walking down the street, wearing a pair of Pure Playaz shorts, the ones with the big gaudy patch on the ass, your favorite blue and black Fubu jersey, and a nice blue Yankees hat tilted just a little askew. Then suddently a group of people has stopped to hassle you solely based on how you are wearing your baseball cap? Maybe you threw it on a little loosely and didn't throw too much care to which way it's facing, so it's not the normal straight on brim, but angled to the right a little. Or maybe you spent 10 minutes in the mirror cocking it just to what you thought was your favorite setting. So these guys bombard you with 20 questions, "What set you claiming," "Spit your Lit," "Who you ride for" as well as a couple of other generic angered gangster questions. Unsure of what they're talking about, you give sarcastic answers insuring them that you can wear your hat however you please, but this brings nothing but lefts and right crosses until you're on the ground and being kicked repetively. Well if this has ever happened to you, you know that today is a lot different than how things used to be. Especially when it comes to how you sport your "wears". Introducing the Gangster Hat Protractor. Before you hit the streets, hit the mirror when you are all fresh and fitted and simply use the Gangster Hat Protractor to correctly angle your hat for today's desired fitting. The Protractor is conveniently labeled with the bigger known gang-hat wearing styles. For example, at 45 degrees, you can find the setting for GD Folks, so you might want to avoid that particular degree today unless you plan on getting jumped or sexed in. And just the opposite, at -45 degrees, you'll find the rival non-pork eating Vice Lord setting. Additional accessorie stickers for Latin Kings, and BG's are also available. So the next time a group of misguided personalities decides to stop you due to how you're sporting your ball cap, simply whip out the Gangster Hat Protractor, and sing a long "check out my hat yo, peep the way i'm wearing it" and show them that today you are keeping it real! Here at Fuckin Freights, we know that life is hard enough aside from having to worry about cocking your hat to the most precise degree of an angle to avoid an ass-kicking or possible bullet scar, so in order to help wanna bees, wanksters and false-flaggers alike, and to spare gangsters some un-needed trouble, we've brought this product to you to try and school the ignorant, and to help gangsters live in prosperity.
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elaine: this is so fucking funny.
Giggles: hahah..that shit is fucking funny man
capgunkiller: 20th Aug 2005 - 10:53 GMT
yup, yup, that shits cute. ima sell some protractors to the whiteboyz up tha block. mabye itll keep em in one piece.
Anonymous (ip24-255-23-216.tc.ph.cox.net): 25th Oct 2005 - 03:28 GMT
where can i find one of those LOL
ScottNorthwestWA: 9th Nov 2005 - 10:51 GMT
Hey,if you can't help it embrace it.[I floss for myself and no one else]
Mississippi: 10th Mar 2006 - 22:17 GMT
I don't need it, i'll kick the hat to the left, because All is Well, 20
joeNader: 23rd Jun 2006 - 04:42 GMT
You need more than just your hat busted to survive if you can't answer questions about their beliefs, symbols, rituals,laws, & can't do the shakes right it's going to get worse. This website after a while probably start selling gangs literature after an item like this.
EvilGentleman: 23rd Jun 2006 - 04:55 GMT
Note to joeNader:
Look up the definition of the words "parody" and "humor" in the dictionary. Lighten up.
Endorsement: 23rd Jun 2006 - 05:09 GMT
If it's vicelord it'll sell like hot cakes. You can find lots of stuff about folks (including complete books on GD & Crip lit just go to ask.com if you think i'm lying even a GD member states he got in trouble for posting the lit) on-line. When you look for the vicelord lit you see the same stuff that another website carries word for word & going on what i saw on a forum in chicago hoodz the stuff they say about the lit on-line is that it's false. There is 2 problems with a book or video like that is that kids in the suburbs will start their own chapters of vicelord. Second is the person just going on here say or is the person really a member which could get them in trouble which means the author must show actual proof that he/she is a member (i.e. prison record & proof he/she really was in jail for gang banging)Hell I'll even buy it just to see what keeps peple like that together plus it's also part of a report i got to do on gangs
Laura Whiting: 23rd Jun 2006 - 06:06 GMT
I went to Portage Adult for my H.S. Dipolama. There were kids that were from Gary that would beat the crap out suburban kids because they had there hats tilted to the left or the right.When asked what they were when they answered "I wear my hat the way it feels comfortable". That was the answer that got you beat up in the bathroom. When the suburban kids that were claiming gangs(a group suburban kids that transfered from the same high school I did said they're same gang that Gary Kids were GD)the Gary kids asked them some questions. They didn't answer them right apparently because when the kids were heading to the parking lot to leave they got jumped & sent the hospital with fatal injuries & 4 of the Gary kids got arrested!!!(They were 19 Gary GD's all supposely were from the same neighborhood Aetna)Joe Nader doesn't really have a sense of humor but what he states is true if you're in some thing like that do it right or don't do it at all it will cost in the long run.
calvin: 14th Sep 2006 - 05:44 GMT
this gangsta hat protector dont worl i still get my ass kicked i wont my money back
Mo Mike: 12th Oct 2006 - 17:47 GMT
"All is Well" to my peeps if you aint Almighty then Die slow Bitch.... FIN
gdsinceday1: 13th Oct 2006 - 17:53 GMT
hay calvin you sound like a bitch and if i knew you i would beat your ass and take your money just because you get your ass kicked like a little bitch i just hope you are not a GD......G's up, 6 poppin 5 droppin, fuck anybody thats got a problem!!!!!!
westcoast LK: 18th Mar 2007 - 11:59 GMT
this shit needs to drop in cali....because if all these fake ass false flaggin, daddy yankee dick riders keep rockin their shit to the east, some real kings or VLs are gonna catch wind and theres gonna be some mopped up corpses on these cali streets...niggas think the hat game is a fuckin fashion show....half of these chingy looking bitches out here need that shit....please keep up posted!!!!
Person@school: this is some funny shit
Haha Fo Shiz: 3rd Apr 2008 - 10:00 GMT
haha this makes me wanna bust a cap in my laugh box foolz...'Hey nigga u so messed up its almost like u wouldnt got no hat protractor fool' hahahah
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