How To Annoy People

San Francisco, CA - bashopoem - Thursday, July 1st, 2004 : goo

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on our last night in san francisco, after drinking lots of sangria at cha cha cha's, my friend pete, gf rika, and i walked down haight street past this bar where some 'tough guy' (grrr!) looking kids were dancing with (ie, grinding all up on) these girls in the window. the window was in plain view of everyone on the street and for some reason i thought it was so silly looking.

so, i decided to take a picture:

a few people on the street started chuckling and one of the girls in the window took notice, pointed at me, and mouthed, "hey, that kid is taking our picture!" as you can see below, johnny tough guy did not appreciate my photographic efforts.

(side note: that girl has one nice ass, but she clearly forgot to wear underwear. do you think her mother'd be proud?)

then, johnny tough guy gets a great idea: "hey! i know, i'ill press my ass up against the window! that'll show those motherfuckers who's boss! grrrr! im so tough!" so, he procedes to do so, much to the delight of his friends in the window.

BUT, the best part was not captured on film. as johnny tough guy yelled at me and tried to intimidate me by showing his hairy white ass, everyone had a good chuckle. i thought it was pretty funny too, so to congratulate him on a job well done, i lowered my camera, walked up to the window and SMACKED HIS ASS, HARD as it was pressed up against the glass. hard enough to shake the window so i knew he felt it. haha!

i was half-positive he would run out of the bar and try to fight me ("hey dick, dont touch my ass!") but it was just too funny to pass up. i mean, come on...really...what kind of retards grind all up on each other in a giant window? this isnt mtv spring break, tools.

heehee...that was fun.

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hotnewton: i loled.

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