Strangely Poetic Spam

jack: 30th Nov 2005 - 00:05 GMT

how large can a penis get? no soul just a babbler one word, majical, mis-used. should be ,'disposes'. i always thought that a penis on average is 9 to 12 inches. but not lets get into a discussion on the size of penis'remember its ' how you use it'this is disgusting catherine, see what you do to me.

Catherine Penfold-Waxman: 30th Nov 2005 - 00:23 GMT

Tea with bromide, Jack. Or maybe a cold shower.
(Please, God, don't let me be the one to have started a thread about penis's. It's Catholic school all over again.)

Peter: 30th Nov 2005 - 14:22 GMT

a classic:

Catherine Penfold-Waxman: 30th Nov 2005 - 14:26 GMT

Brilliant!!! Absolutely brilliant! These are both fantastic.
Jamie, where did you get the enormous wooly willy from?
I'm so confused about sucking someone non-sexually.

Catherine Penfold-Waxman: 30th Nov 2005 - 14:28 GMT

umm...I just read this again and to be clear I was asking where was the picture of the wooly willy taken.

Peter: 30th Nov 2005 - 14:36 GMT

from here: Antwerp Criminal Art...

GGP: 30th Nov 2005 - 14:59 GMT

i can't resist weighing in on this thread as well. saw this box on University Place the other day--a real head-scratcher, as it were.

Catherine Penfold-Waxman: 30th Nov 2005 - 15:08 GMT

Now I can't get the song "Detachable Penis" by King Missile out of my head.

Jamie: 30th Nov 2005 - 15:23 GMT

a mcdonalds restaurant somewhere in northern ireland, armagh i think.

Peter: 30th Nov 2005 - 15:45 GMT

more penii:

gaz: 30th Nov 2005 - 16:25 GMT

i like how someone seems to have pissed on the word piss. additionaly, i like that fact that ratner is a penis toucher.

Catherine Penfold-Waxman: 18th Dec 2005 - 19:46 GMT

Here's some more strangely poetic spam for medications:

Looking for a specific medication? Let us know what you need!

We are born princes and the civilizing process makes us frogs.
Never tell the truth to those unworthy of it....
I thought I told you to wait in the car.
Wagner drives the nail into your head with swinging hammer blows.
If a man's eye is on the Eternal, his intellect will grow.
The future belongs to those who prepare for it today.

My friend is writing a book and I started collecting spam names to her to use to protect the innocent. Today I shall send her 'Robert Fletcher.'

Franny Wentzel: 13th Feb 2009 - 21:47 GMT

I always wonder about what happens to the hand applying those penis enlargement cremes - does it get bigger or turn into a penis? And could you run around the forest with a jar of the creme and randomly pour some out to grow penises from out of the ground like a modern-day Johnny Penisseed.

Franny Wentzel: 28th Feb 2009 - 23:38 GMT

And if I might add, you have one of the most poetic names on Citynoise