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Halep Kebab Feast

- Jamie - Friday, June 10th, 2005 : goo

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My parents are out of town. I've recieved several text messages, the latest being from the mountains of New Hampshire. It seems they are touring the eastern coast of America, so in their absence, i have decided to make use of their ample home. I like coming back here every now an then, if only for my favourite local kebaberry

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This evening, feeling slothful, i ordered in. Delivery took an astonishing hour and a half and was eventually accomplished by a rather small and put upon looking fellow with a customarily loose grasp of english - and mathematics.

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The Halep consists of strips of pitta bread topped with layers of donner meat (seasoned lamb cut from a vertical rotating spit), covered with a homemade sauce which seems to consist of generic sauce, plus sliced onion, diced green pepper and mushroom. The sauce and meat juices soak into the bread and get all lovely and squidy and meaty and nice. Well worth the wait.

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My Halep Kebab was further augmented by my selection of accompanying sides of Hummus, two pittas and ten onion rings. I also opted for the Diet Coke (Coke Light) as i'm currently watching my waistline.

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As i feast upon your meat
So flavoursome and juicy
The chilli sauce upon my feet
resembles

in tribute to Ode to a Kebab
www.swinney.org/journals/article.phtml?id=1858

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Jamie: 10th Jun 2005 - 21:30 GMT

Wrap him up. Wrap him well.
In a Pitta, he'll think it's swell

Peter: 13th Jun 2005 - 13:21 GMT

Halep kebabby! the legacy has left to the world of kebabs is astonishing! hehehehehe.

Jamie: Man, i looove hummus

tasha : random !!!!!!!!!!

chahra: ahh

Catherine Penfold-Waxman: Delicious poetry.

Jamie: 5th Jun 2006 - 15:55 GMT

this post is very off topic and i fear i may have been drunk at the time of posting

elaine: i always liked it

dave: 15th Oct 2006 - 08:04 GMT

could some one send the ingredients of halep sauce to me please
dmorganuk06@aol.com

Jamie: 17th Apr 2007 - 22:21 GMT

ummm, you do have the internet don't you google.com/search?q=halep+sauce

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